Sharon Needles takes a wild fart.
oh god this was perfect
I made a short movie. I’m very proud. What do you think?
Hey! Great job!
Not sure if this has been mentioned, but this is a remake of good Ol’ Dustin Hamlin
This is Moon Quest, a short film he’s trying to make (Robert Benfer is going to be in it! I’m not very important but I’m helping out as well)
Once again, good job!
Practice makes .. somethin (Taken with instagram)
If you have funded the previous film, please note that they are converting their feature INTO A SHORT FILM INSTEAD. It’s a smaller goal this time! Help these fellas out! Or my cat will keep yelling at me. Please for goodness sake she won’t shut up
They only need 1,500! Also I’ve read part of the script and it’s great! If you love the universe you’ll love this!
Also fans of Robert Benfer, he’ll be in the movie! For $30 you could get a DVD signed by him! Do it do it do it!
Lana Del Ray’s “Video Games” does not translate well on accordion
Kids:
A few hours ago, I landed in Los Angeles, turned on my phone, and confirmed what you already know. Sony Pictures Television is replacing me as showrunner on Community, with two seasoned fellows that I’m sure are quite nice - actually, I have it on good authority they’re quite nice, because…
Yeah so love or whatever. Shit’s cute.

Oh yes the sun is kissin everyone already.
"Get fruity! A mashed banana or peaches inserted in your vagina is a delightful invitation for him to whoosh his penis around in it! Once you climax, switch to 69 position for sweet afters."
Cosmopolitan Ultimate Sex Guide. (via ahhellobeautiful-)
That’s fucking gross, Cosmo
(via brazenbitch)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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It’s here. (The Kickstarter page, that is).
We need to be funded by May 31st. For those who are unfamiliar with Kickstarter: If you give us money to produce our film, we’ll give you a decent pile of stuff in return once it’s completed. Also, if we don’t reach our goal of 10,000 dollars, you won’t be charged at all. So please gamble on our futures.
Our gifts are ranging from prop uniforms to trips to Disneyland. Please let us take you to Disneyland.
Dear You,
I’m making a film this July with my friend Dustin Hamlin and for it to be possible, I need your help. Please please please check out our Kickstarter page. We need to be funded by May 31st. I’m going to be a rhetorical machine until that day. For those who are unfamiliar with Kickstarter: If you give us money to produce our film, we’ll give you a decent pile of stuff in return once it’s completed. Also, if we don’t reach our goal of 10,000 dollars, you won’t be charged at all. So please gamble on our futures.
Also, we’re half-considering launching our own promotional space program for the film. So if you donate, you’ll probably get to be one of the first to stay in our colony.
Thanks.
More on Moon Quest! From the horse’s mouth. And by “horse’s mouth” I mean Brad’s blog.
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this is my other tumblr. its some stuff i’ve found at thrift stores (mostly clothes… sometimes an accordion)
Probably. …how about… some pugs?

Bones bones brittle little bones
Best Fart on reality TV. Sharon Needles… W.I.N.!
timetravelandrocketpoweredapes:
On a Stake Out by Harseik
“My name is Michael Caine - not a lot of people know that.”